Drug dealer uncle in Venezuela
By: CountChocula101's friend
This is the story of my uncle, we'll call him duche for obvious purposes. My uncle was involved in big time cartel drug dealing in much of latin America and especially in Venezuela. My uncle first went down to Venezuela in the late 90s to deal drugs and to ship them back to the states, but things went far from what he planned. The most entertaining of his stories from this far away communist land was when he saw bum get jizzed on by three guys! No seriously he really saw this!!! Anyway, he began to get in trouble in Venezuela when Presidente Hugo Chavez's secret police believed himt o be working for the CIA because of all his suspicious covert activity with the mafioso Venezuelan underworld. This was a percieved threat to Chavez because for a long time the CIA has been obsessed with overthrowing Chavez's Communist rule and replace it with a Neo-fascist dictator which would bow to American interests. Because of my Unlce's covert actions with these subversive pro-CIA drug groups, Chavez's secret police set him on fire and ran him over in a vehicle! Now keep in mind that at the time my uncle was a middle aged man in his late 40s. Despite his age, my uncle pulled through and is now a low life moocher using women he picked up to live off of. That is the story of my uncle duche.